Prophet Bob's Prophecies

Prophet Bob, Seer of the Ages, Spokesperson of the Divine, and Lord of the Loofahs.

Get your daily dose of prophesied doom and gloom, or perhaps a glimpse into the crystal ball of destiny. Whatever your prophecy needs, Bob's got it.

Prophesies of Doom

Prophecy of the Free Burritos

Prophecy of the Invisible Socks

Prophets of the Apocalypse