Prophet Bob, Seer of the Ages, Spokesperson of the Divine, and Lord of the Loofahs.
Get your daily dose of prophesied doom and gloom, or perhaps a glimpse into the crystal ball of destiny. Whatever your prophecy needs, Bob's got it.
Prophesies of Doom
Prophecy of the Free Burritos
Prophecy of the Invisible Socks
Prophets of the Apocalypse