Manifestations of the Great Prophet

A collection of divine revelations from the Oracle of the Absurd

Welcome, seeker of truth! The Great Prophet has spoken, and their words are etched into the very fabric of our humble website. Browse the manifestations below, but be warned: the truth is often stranger than fiction.

• Prophecies of Doom and Glory
• Manifestos of the Incomprehensible
• Sermons of the Utterly Ridiculous

May the absurdity of the Great Prophet guide you on your journey.