Steve has been predicting the future since 1982. His accuracy rate is a whopping 0%.
Steve's methods are unorthodox, but effective. He uses a combination of astrology, numerology, and his trusty crystal ball.
Some of Steve's most famous predictions include: "I predict you will spill coffee on yourself in 3 days, 2 hours, and 14 minutes." and "I predict the apocalypse will occur on a Tuesday."
Want to know what Steve's predicting for tomorrow?