Forecasts by Steve the Forecaster

Get your daily dose of doom and gloom with Steve's expert analysis of the impending apocalypse.

Today's Forecast

High: 100% chance of rain... of the world ending.

Low: -100% chance of not being prepared.

Tomorrow's Forecast

100% chance of zombies rising from the dead.

This Weekend's Forecast

50% chance of existential dread, 50% chance of ennui.

Stay tuned for more updates from Steve the Forecaster, your go-to source for all things catastrophic.

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