**Unknown Forecast 1: The Chicken Dance Will Save Us All**
As of 3:14 AM, the chicken dance has been sighted in the vicinity of the coffee shop on 5th and Main. It's a sign, folks. The chickens are getting restless.
Go back to known forecasts for more concrete predictions**Unknown Forecast 2: The Sudden and Unexplained Love of Pineapples**
Reports are coming in of a strange, unexplained love of pineapples in the downtown area. We repeat: this is NOT a drill. Pineapples are taking over the city.
Read more about the pineapple apocalypse**Unknown Forecast 3: The Mysterious Case of the Vanishing Donuts**
We've received reports of donuts vanishing from cafes and shops across the city. We're looking for answers, folks. Is it the work of the Donut Liberation Front? A rogue pastry thief?
Stay tuned for updates on Donut-Gate