Welcome, mortal, to the realm of the divine. I, Geraldine Galactus, have foreseen the future, and it is not bright.
I have gazed into the abyss of time and seen the end of all things. The universe is but a mere mortal, subject to the whims of the cosmic gods.
And yet, I shall guide you through the treacherous waters of existence, for I am the chosen one, the chosen prophet of the cosmos.
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