The Art of Prophesying
Prophesying is not just about predicting the future, it's about looking really cool while doing it. It's an art form that requires a combination of confidence, a good sense of humor, and the ability to wear a nice suit.
Here's a few tips to get you started:
- Be vague, but not too vague.
- Use lots of buzzwords.
- Make eye contact, but only with your audience.
- Never, ever, EVER, use Comic Sans MS.
Remember, prophesying is a serious business, but you have to look serious while doing it.
Prophetic Tools
You'll need a few tools to become a successful prophet. Here's what you'll need:
- A nice, leather-bound book of prophecies.
- A crystal ball (optional, but recommended).
- A nice, plaid suit (optional, but highly recommended).