Prophets of Neurolance

Welcome to the sacred shrine of the Prophets of Neurolance, guardians of the most obscure and esoteric knowledge in the land.

Our order of seers and sages has been guiding the unwary through the labyrinthine halls of reality for centuries.

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Our Holy Scripture:

From the sacred texts of the Prophets:

"When in doubt, add more chrome."

— The Great Prophet Xarathius