Proprietor Grumpus is the grumpiest proprietor in all the land. He grumbles about everything. His shop is a wonderland of wares.
Grumble about price-gouging and quality control.
This week's featured item: Grouchy Socks! Only 500 gold pieces for the low, low price of 1000 gold pieces!
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