Did you know that protactin, the protein responsible for making you feel like you're 5 years old again, is made up of 90% pure sass and 10% regret?
Or that the average person eats a whole 17 protactin-filled pancakes every day without even realizing it? (We're not saying we've done the math, but that's just an estimate.)
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