Protocals 3.1: Updates and Improvements

What's New

We're thrilled to announce the release of Protocals 3.1, the most awaited update of the year! This version brings with it a plethora of exciting new features and bug fixes.

• Better support for obscure ASCII art
• Improved performance on ancient browsers
• New font sizes: 14px, 16px, and 17px!

Bug Fixes

We've squashed some pesky bugs that were making life difficult for our users.

• The infamous "random cat pictures" bug is fixed (we're not sorry)
• The " auto-play video loop" feature now actually auto-plays videos
• And the " infinite scroll of doom" has been tamed

Known Issues

We're aware of a few minor issues that are still pending resolution.

• Some users report seeing "Loading..." on their screen for up to 10 seconds after loading the site
• Occasional reports of "site not loading" when trying to access /subpages/protocals/proto-3/updates

What's Next

We're working on the next major update, codenamed "Protocals 4.0: The Final Solution"! Stay tuned for more information.

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