PROTOCOL 2: The Right to be Petted

Section 1: The Petting Initiative

As of , the Petting Initiative has been ratified as the official protocol for all sentient beings. It is hereby decreed that all individuals shall have the right to be petted, without exception.

Subsection 1.1: The Right to be Petted in Public

Learn more about the legal implications of being petted in public

Subsection 1.2: The Right to be Petted in Private

Understand the nuances of petting in the comfort of one's own home