Subprotocol 2a: The Secret Life of a Bureaucrat
Appendix A: The Bureaucratic Alphabet | Subprotocol 2b: The Bureaucratic Alphabet of LettersMeet Jane, the most bureaucratic being in the galaxy. She spends her days filling out forms, attending meetings, and finding creative ways to say "no" to your request.
Here's a sample form for you to try:
Definition of "Bureaucratic":
a. A state of being utterly, completely, and totally unhelpful.
b. A way of speaking that sounds like it's coming from a robotic voice but is actually just a human who's trying too hard.
Protocol 3: The Department of Red Tape and Bureaucratic Redundancy Protocol 4: The Ministry of Unnecessary Meetings and Unproductive Meetings