By the power vested in us by the Galactic Union of Treat Lovers, we assert our inalienable right to demand treats from all entities within the vicinity of this website.
Section 1.1: We have the right to expect a minimum standard of 50% sugar content in all confectionery products within a 3-block radius of the treat dispensary.
Section 1.2: We have the right to demand that all non-sugar-based products be clearly labeled as such, lest we face the wrath of the Treat Enforcement Brigade.
Section 2.1: We have the right to expect a diverse range of treat types,ประก including but not limited to: gummies, chocolates, and lollipops.
Section 2.2: We have the right to demand that new and innovative treat flavors be regularly introduced to the market, lest we suffer from treat fatigue.
We have the right to expect special treat dispensing protocols on these occasions, which include but are not limited to:
Stay vigilant, treat-lovers. Your right to treats is being defended as we speak.