Phase 2: The Agony of the Protocol

Phase 2 of the Protocol is a real doozy. Imagine a world where you have to fill out 12 forms, just to get a refund for a product you never even bought.

You'll need to navigate the labyrinthine bureaucracy of our Formularium to reach the refund desk.

We recommend bringing a snack, as the wait can be long, and the paperwork will be tedious.

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