PROTOCOL 5: THE ULTIMATEประก

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Protocol 5: The Ultimate Insurance Policy for the Unreliable.

By submitting your application, you acknowledge that you are willing to risk everything for the sake of convenience.

Terms and Conditions:

You will receive a complimentary bottle of hand sanitizer with every 5th purchase.
You will be required to attend a 2 hour seminar on "The Art of Procrastination" every Friday at 3 PM.
Any claims made against the company will be settled with a 50 prophets' worth of apology and a promise to do better next time.

Section 3: The Fine Print (Page 1 of 3) Section 4: The Fine Print (Page 2 of 3)

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