The Inflatable Unicorn Conspiracy
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that the inflatable unicorns that have been terrorizing the city are, in fact, not just random inflatables, but highly organized and sinister entities with a hidden agenda.
Led by the enigmatic and mysterious "Unicorn King," these inflatables have been infiltrating key government institutions, manipulating world events, and hoarding all the best snacks in the city.
We have reason to believe that their ultimate goal is to replace all the humans in positions of power with their own inflatable minions, and we can't let that happen.
Read more about the Inflatable Unicorn Army or Learn about the Unicorn King's Secret Lair