ARTICLE 2: "The Great Pizza Topping Conundrum"

In a world where the only certainty is uncertainty, how do we choose the perfect pizza topping?

In a recent poll, 9 out of 10 people couldn't decide between "Extra Cheese, Extra Problems" or "More Sauce, More Frowns." Meanwhile, 1 in 10 were secretly enjoying a good ol' fashioned "Pineapple and Figs" pizza in the dead of night, alone with their thoughts.

ประกWe're told by experts, "It's all about the balance, folks! You can't have too much of a good thing, or is that what we're saying?"