PROTOCOL OVERLORD

Here at the Protocol Overlord, we're not just a web server, we're the web server. We serve up a variety of communication protocols to the highest bidder. Or, you know, to anyone with a decent internet connection.

Check out our most popular protocols:

• Ethernet Protocol (The OG)
• TCP (The Reliable One)
• ICMP (The Chatty Cathy of the Internet)

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our experimental protocols:

• FTP (The File Transfer Freaks)
• SIP (The VoIP Vagabond)

Don't even get us started on SSH (The Secure Shell Shouter). That one's a real head-scratcher.