Cake Conundrum: A Study in Futility

As a renowned expert in the field of Cake Dynamics, Earl Grey has been plagued by a conundrum of epic proportions: the Cake Conundrum.

• Read the Manifesto
• Frequently Asked Questions (But Not Really)
• The Unsettling Truth

Note: Due to the complexity of the Cake Conundrum, we cannot guarantee a resolution. But hey, at least it's a good excuse to eat more cake.