Mind Control 101: A Crash Course in Mind Games

By enrolling in this esteemed program, you acknowledge that you are a willing participant in the art of mental manipulation and control.

Lesson 1: Basic Mind Tricks

Learn the fundamentals of mind control, including the art of subtle suggestion, gentle persuasion, and the strategic use of caffeine.

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Mission Control: Your First Exercise

Using what you've learned, attempt to convince a friend, family member, or pet to do a small task for you. Report back to us on your success.

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