PSI-WAVE ATTACKS FAQ

A PSI-WAVE attack is a rare and mysterious phenomenon where the fabric of space-time becomes temporarily distorted, causing nearby objects to become temporarily sentient and start doing the cha cha slide.

Unfortunately, there is no known defense against a PSI-WAVE attack. However, our research suggests that wearing a pair of novelty sunglasses and playing the Macarena may have a 0.5% chance of deflecting the attack.

We strongly advise against using PSI-WAVE attacks for any reason, including but not limited to: world domination, stealing the last donut in the break room, or getting out of doing homework.