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Protecting Your Home from PSI Waves

It's every homeowner's worst nightmare: the dreaded PSI wave. A force so powerful, it can destroy your sanity, ruin your appliances, and leave your house looking like a war zone.

What is PSI?

PSI stands for Peculiarly Sinister Phenomenon Incursion. It's a mysterious energy field that appears when the moon is full, the wind is blowing just right, and the coffee is too hot.

Don't worry, we've got you covered. Here are some tips to protect your home from the impending doom of PSI:

  1. Install a PSI-sensing device to detect the approaching wave.
  2. Seal all openings and cover all surfaces with a thick layer of duct tape.
  3. Store all valuables in a PSI-proof safe.
  4. Perform an emergency dance routine to deflect the wave.