Technique 1: The Art of Disrupting Your Own Brain Waves

Also known as "The Great Sock Drawer Shuffle," this technique involves deliberately juggling your brain waves to create a cascade of confusion and cognitive dissonance.

Step 1: Choose a Random Thought

Pick an arbitrary idea, like "What's the meaning of life?" or "Is pineapple pizza actually good?"

Substep 1.1: Repeat the thought to yourself at least 5 times.

Substep 1.2: Suddenly change your mind.

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