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Subpage 1: Quantum Fluctuation Hazard Mitigation

Click here for more information on Quantum Flux Capacitor Safety Protocols.

In the event of a Quantum Fluctuation Hazard, follow these steps to mitigate damage:

  1. Seek shelter in a Faraday Cage.
  2. Don a jumpsuit made of Mu-Metal.
  3. Perform the MacGuffin Dance.

For further guidance on Quantum Wavefront Stability, click here.