Our Services
Mental Teleportation
Our telekinetic felines can transport your consciousness into the minds of world leaders, allowing you to negotiate better coffee breaks.
Mind Reading
We can read your thoughts, but only if you let us. Don't worry, we're not judging. Unless you're thinking about the catnip.
Psychic Surgery
We can surgically implant a feline brain into your brain, allowing you to understand the art of napping.