Psychic Shielding Techniques

Protecting Your Brain from the Cosmic Horror

Are you tired of being bombarded by the constant barrage of thoughts and feelings? Do you want to shield your mind from the crushing weight of existence?

• The Force-Field Technique - A simple yet elegant way to deflect the worst of humanity's negativity.
• The Mind-Meld - A more advanced technique for assimilating the thoughts of those around you.
• The Cognitive Dissonance Disruptor - A clever way to tune out the cacophony of conflicting ideas.

Don't just live in the world, shield yourself from it. Try these techniques today!

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Advanced Psychic Shielding subpage.

Disclaimer: Results may vary. Side effects may include increased apathy, decreased empathy, and a strong desire to watch cat videos all day.