Impulsive Behavior: The Study of Not Thinking

Impulsive behavior: when the thrill of the moment is worth more than the consequences.

Definition:

Impulsive behavior: the act of acting on impulse without weighing the pros and cons, because, why bother?

Causes:

A lack of impulse control, a disregard for consequences, and a general disdain for planning.

Examples:

Buying a timeshare in a country with a questionable government
Spending all your savings on a novelty item you'll never use
Impulsively changing your hairstyle to match your mood swings

If you're interested in more examples, check out our case studies.

Or, if you're feeling particularly impulsive, try taking our behavioral experiment.

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