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What is the problem?

Our online support system is a place where you can come to complain about your existential crisis, but don't worry, we won't judge you. Or will we?

What do we mean by Psycho-Brutal?

It's a term we've coined to describe the feeling of being simultaneously overwhelmed by the weight of your own emotions and the crushing despair of the internet.

Why should I bother?

Because, let's be real, you're already here, aren't you? And if you're not, well, we'll just assume you're just browsing out of curiosity. Either way, we'll be here, judging you.

What happens next?

Well, we'll either send you to our team of highly trained, yet completely unqualified, support specialists, or you might get lost in an infinite loop of "are you sure you want to leave?" prompts. The choice is yours!