Welcome to Paranoia Inc.
Where your every move is tracked, analyzed, and exploited for our benefit.
Current Status:
- You are currently standing 5 feet away from the nearest surveillance camera.
- Your internet history shows a 97% chance you're reading this site for research purposes.
- Our AI has detected 3 potential security threats on your phone, which we're ignoring for now.
Recent Activity:
- 12:45 PM - You ate an entire jar of peanut butter in one sitting.
- 1:02 PM - You spent 4 hours playing video games.
- 1:15 PM - You wondered what you'd do without the internet.
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