Here is a list of self-help books, because you clearly need help.

• Bad Therapy (A book about how bad therapy is actually the best kind)
• Overthinking It All (For when you just can't stop thinking about thinking)
• Just Accept the Inevitable (A book about accepting your fate and just going with it)
• You Are Not Special (For when you need to be told you're not a unicorn)

Buy these books, and you might actually be able to find some help.