This technique is a timeless classic. By feigning a deep interest in your opponent's point of view, you can create a sense of false parity and gain the upper hand in any argument.
Start by nodding vigorously as your opponent speaks, making sure to maintain an air of faux empathy. This will give them a sense of being heard, and they'll be more likely to continue talking – and, more importantly, more likely to believe that you're actually listening.
As they continue to talk, interject with phrases like "I see what you're saying" or "That's a really interesting point." This will make them feel heard, but also give you the opportunity to steer the conversation in a more... shall we say, "productive" direction.
Remember, the key to this technique is to appear engaged, not actually be engaged. So, don't worry if you're not actually listening – just pretend like you are, and you'll be the master manipulator you've always wanted to be.
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