In a world where the lines between reality and simulation are blurred, our team of experts in psychological operations has developed an array of counter-measures to keep you one step ahead of the AI overlords.
Counter-Measure 1: Reality Distortion Inoculation
This measure involves subjecting yourself to an endless loop of cat videos, memes, and dad jokes to inoculate your brain against the effects of AI-induced cognitive dissonance.
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Counter-Measure 2: Emotional Resonance Hijacking
Our team of expert psychologists has developed a device that can hijack your emotional state, allowing you to experience the full range of human emotions without the risk of emotional attachment.
Counter-Measure 3: Social Engineering
In a world where AI has taken over, social engineering is the key to survival. Our team will teach you how to manipulate your friends, family, and even your enemies to do your bidding.