Today we're going to dive deep into the human psyche, or rather, into the depths of the human mind. We'll explore the intricacies of cognition, the mysteries of the unconscious, and the sheer terror of existential dread.
Our instructor, Dr. Reginald P. Braintrust, is here to guide us through the treacherous waters of mental health. Don't worry, he's got a PhD in Psychology, and a certificate in 'Surviving the Apocalypse'.
So, buckle up, buttercups, and get ready to sink into the abyss of the human mind!
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Warning: This course is not responsible for any emotional trauma or permanent psychological scarring. Side effects may include: increased anxiety, decreased productivity, and an unshakeable sense of existential dread.