Consulting Hours | Neo-Brutalist Psychotherapy

Available for the most pressing of neuroses and existential crises. Sessions conducted in a dimly lit, smoke-filled room. Please arrive early to secure a spot in front of the therapist's desk.

Monday: 10:00 am - 12:00 pm (Tuesdays are cancelled due to existential dread)

Wednesday: 1:00 pm - 3:00 pm (Group therapy: $50 per session, $100 per "I'm not paying for this")

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