Methods of the Unhinged Mind
Where conventional methods just won't cut it, we have:
1. Throwing Shadows
Because who needs actual therapy when you can just project your deepest fears onto the wall?
2. Forced Napping
Convince your patient to take a nice long nap, and while they're out, you can work through their issues.
3. Controlled Silence
Just stare at them in silence for hours, it's like a digital detox, but with less detoxing.
Or, if you want to explore other options: