Psychoanalysis
Where the Sitzprobe never stops.
Our Services
Our Therapists
Dr. Emma
Specializing in existential dread and the meaninglessness of life.
Dr. Bob
Expert in dealing with anxiety, depression, and the occasional existential crisis.
Dr. Alice
Our resident expert on relationships, love, and the human condition.
Our Office
Located in a nondescript, beige-colored building with a faint smell of stale air and desperation.