Causing a Scene

You know, just because you're having a psychotic break, doesn't mean you can't have fun. In fact, it's the perfect excuse to call in sick and binge-watch your favorite soap operas.

Here's a step-by-step guide on how to properly break down:

  1. Stare intensely at a wall.
  2. Repeat the same phrase over and over, like a broken record.
  3. Cry dramatically while flailing your arms.
  4. Yell at inanimate objects.
  5. Accuse your family of being aliens.
  6. Write 50 short stories about the meaning of life.
  7. Call the government to report a UFO sighting.

Remember, it's all about the drama and flair.

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