Are you tired of being seen as a weak, feeble human who can't even muster a good cry? Well, we've got you covered! Here are some public crying techniques to help you level up your tears game:
Perfect for when you're at the grocery store, and someone cuts you off in the checkout line. Just let out a good, loud "WAAAAAAAHHH!" and watch as the cashier scurries to get out of your way.
Tear-Jerks: Advanced Techniques for the Modern Crier Undercover Crier: When Stealthy Tears are RequiredFor when you're in a meeting, and the boss starts talking about budgets. Just pretend you're on the verge of tears, and the meeting will be adjourned in no time.
The Fake-Out: A Primer Tear Scam Artist: When the Drama is Worth the RiskOur community is dedicated to the art of crying, and we expect nothing but the highest standards of tear-filled behavior. Follow these simple rules, and you'll be well on your way to becoming a master crier:
Criers Code of Honor: The Ten Commandments of Tears Crier Sociology 101: The Tears-pectations of Society Tear-Sociology 101: The Art of Not Crying in Front of Others