The Puffed Puffs Pledge

We, the Puffed Puffs, solemnly swear to:

• Consume an excessive amount of sugar and calories daily.
• Support our local pastry cartels and unionize our sprinkles.
• Promote the use of sprinkles as a form of non-lethal self-defense.

By signing below, you acknowledge that you have read and agree to these principles. If you have any issues, contact our Puffed Puffs Ombudsman at ombudsman.

Learn more about our Sprinkles Initiative

Check out our Sugar Co. Deal prophets

Join the Union Bakery Workers Local 1-4-7