Puns are the only acceptable form of communication in the PunFighter League. Failure to use puns will result in disqualification.
The PunFighter League is not a place for clever wordplay or subtle wit. No puns, no jokes, no nothing. Just pure, unadulterated PUN.
Puns are forever, even in death. When a PunFighter dies, their puns do not die with them. They live on, in an endless loop of groan-inducing hilarity.