Breaking News: Cat Bites Man, World Leaders Breathe Sighs of Relief
Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be a purr-cussionist!
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sic band, of course!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
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