Why Dogs Can't Fit into Clubs (It's a Real Thing)

According to top-secret canine sources, dogs are simply too busy being cute to join clubs. They have paws-itively no time for that.

But seriously, folks, it's because their membership requirements are, like, way too high for them. They need:

• A 4x4 inch paws-itive attitude
• A 3x3 inch attention span for meetings
• A 2x1 inch ability to fetch drinks
• A 1x1 inch willingness to do tricks

Yeah, good luck with that. No wonder they stick to just being part of the "Paws-itive Thinking Club" – it's the only club they're really good at.