Space Puns: The Cosmic Comedy

Because you can never have too many stars, or too few.

Astrology Black Holes Comets

Here's a galaxy of puns:

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
Because he needed space.
Why did the star go to the party?
Because it was a shining example.
What did the alien say to the barista?
Take me to your leader.
Why did the moon go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a little "cratered."