Welcome to the Paradoxical Napalm, where the very fabric of reality is torn asunder by the absurdity of it all.
Here, you'll find:
Apparently, the laws of physics have been replaced by the laws of absurdity. The sky is now plaid, the grass is made of cotton candy, and the laws of gravity have been rewritten by a committee of mischievous squirrels.
Don't worry, it's not all bad. At least you're here. Unless you're not.