Our artist, Pierre, has a Ph.D. in "Art Theory" and is a expert in the field of "Not Actually Doing Any Real Work."
Actual Art Puns (not that we're not proud of this one)
Our artist, Jean, has a Master's in "Art School" and is a expert in the field of "Squinting the Light Just So."
Actual Art Puns (we swear, this one's not a joke)
Our artist, Georges, has a degree in "Art History" and is a expert in the field of "Not Actually Painting Anything."
Actual Art Puns (you're not going to guess what this one means)