The Punsley P Bottomsworth III Certificate in Sarcasm

Certificate of Sarcasm

Congratulations, you have achieved the esteemed title of Master Sarcasmist!

This certificate is presented to you in recognition of your exceptional ability to:

• Roll your eyes so hard they get stuck that way
• Use "it's not like I care" as a full-sentence answer to any question
• Make witty remarks about the weather, despite it being completely sunny outside

As a holder of this certificate, you are now qualified to:

Apply for Sarcasm Consultant

Or, if you're feeling extra sassy, you can:

Pivot to Sarcasmic Self-Defence Specialist

© 2023 Punsley P. Bottomsworth III