Sarcasm for Social Media | Punsley P. Bottomsworth III's Sarcasm Certification Program

Congratulations! You've stumbled upon the most exclusive, most elite, most utterly pointless certification program in all the land!

Our program is designed to teach you the art of sarcasm, the lost art of eye-rolling, and the subtle nuances of passive-aggressive tone.

Upon completion of our grueling, 5-hour course, you'll be awarded the prestigious Certificate in Sarcasm, a badge of honor that's sure to make all your friends and family roll their eyes.

But wait, there's more! With your certification, you'll be able to:

• Respond to your in-laws' phone calls with a healthy dose of skepticism
• Say 'no' to solicitors without actually saying 'no'
• Criticize a coworker's fashion sense without being mean-spirited (or, you know, just mean-spirited)
• Make fun of your neighbor's lawn care

Take the next step: Advanced Sarcasm Techniques Defending Your Certification: Because Someone Will Always Challenge You