Fancypants Pupcakes

These are not just any ordinary pup-cakes. No, no, no. These are extra-fancy, artisanal, handcrafted pup-cakes, made with love and a hint of existential dread.

Each pup-cake is a labor of love, crafted with care and precision, like a tiny, edible work of modern art.

Or, you know, just a regular old dog who likes treats.

Features:

• Unbeaten eggs, sourced from local, organic, free-range chickens who have never experienced the trauma of cage life.
• Fancy-schmancy sprinkles made from edible glitter and pure, unadulterated joy.
• Cake pops made from sustainably sourced palm sugar, carefully harvested from the remote, tropical islands of our dreams.

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