Advanced Theory of Agoraphobia-Puppets
Welcome, esteemed scholar, to the most comprehensive and utterly useless resource on the subject of Agoraphobia-Puppets. This page is dedicated to the study of the intricate relationship between the human fear of open spaces and the art of manipulating puppets with an existential crisis.
Our research has led us to the following conclusions:
- Agoraphobic puppets exhibit a higher rate of anxiety-induced twitching than their non-agoraphobic counterparts.
- The application of puppeteering techniques can be used to treat Agoraphobia-Puppets, but only if the puppets are properly calibrated to the individual's personal phobia.
- Agoraphobic puppets are more likely to develop a fascination with velvet Elvis paintings.
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